msg1="";
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var now
var rnd
var tmp
var the_number
var QuoteArray = new MakeArray("Heisenberg may have slept here.",
"Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.",
"There's no future in time travel.",
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.",
"A day without sunshine is like night.",
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.",
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else.",
"Those who can't write, write manuals.",
"I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom",
"I believe that robots are stealing my luggage. - Steve Martin",
"‘I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.’ --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943",
"'Thanksgiving is the time of the year to give thanks. I would like to give thanks that no one ever invented the rectal barometer.' - Steve Martin",
"‘We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.’ --Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. ",
"‘Everything that can be invented has been invented.’ --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.",
"Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin.",
"Party till she's cute!!! - the great philosopher, PhiberOptik.",
"Sometimes it doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps every morning. - Anonymous Veterinary Technician.",
"One never knows, do one? - 'Fats' Waller.",
"'Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.' - Arthur C. Clarke on what he thinks HAL's first words might have been.",
"Seek and ye shall find. Work and ye shall prosper.",
"Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.",
"What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.",
"Elephants never forget, but you seldom see a kangaroo with a zipper.",
"‘It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.’ - Perdue chicken ad, as mistranslated abroad",
"Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.",
"Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?",
"She looked at me as though I were a side dish she hadn't ordered.",
"Half moon tonight. At least it's better than no moon at all.",
"Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff - Sherry Spencer",
"If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?",
"If you are one of Jerry's kids, can you just pay for your stuff at 7-11 with the money in the jar on the counter?",
"Don't feed the bats tonight.",
"'What's another word for thesaurus?' - Steven Wright")




function MakeArray()
{
        this.length = MakeArray.arguments.length
        for (var i = 0; i < this.length; i++)
        this[i+1] = MakeArray.arguments[i]
}

function randomize(the_number)
{
	now=new Date;
	tmp=now.getSeconds()*now.getMinutes();
	tmp=Math.sin(tmp);	
	if (tmp<0)
		tmp=-1*tmp;
	rnd=Math.ceil(tmp*33);
}